Sunday, November 14, 2010


Ever wonder what it would be like to be pummeled to death by someone's inner thighs?  The thought had never occurred to me until this moment, when I was subjected to - yet another - crotch cam video.  Yes, it was very important to produce, to give the audience the feeling of what its like to spin 70gi at a fevered pitch for two minutes - all to gain the same rate of speed as a Ford Taurus traveling on a residential street.  Sorry, I did forget to mention that it was a RED car, and as we all know, red is the fastest color in the world, and thus, our dear rider probably warped space and time while pedaling squares.  *A note to all filmers - STOP WITH THE CROTCH CAM!

Mash - Downhill from dresearch on Vimeo.

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