Sunday, November 14, 2010

imagine

Ever wonder what it would be like to be pummeled to death by someone's inner thighs?  The thought had never occurred to me until this moment, when I was subjected to - yet another - crotch cam video.  Yes, it was very important to produce, to give the audience the feeling of what its like to spin 70gi at a fevered pitch for two minutes - all to gain the same rate of speed as a Ford Taurus traveling on a residential street.  Sorry, I did forget to mention that it was a RED car, and as we all know, red is the fastest color in the world, and thus, our dear rider probably warped space and time while pedaling squares.  *A note to all filmers - STOP WITH THE CROTCH CAM!


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